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Anonymous asked: do you happen to have a handy dandy guide for making Cucumber Quest OCs?

gigidigi:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

I lost two followers for this omg

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elixiroverdose:

egberts:

quilloh:

egberts:

yoall:

egberts:

evelyn, when your little jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

a fireman

and larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?

some guy in an ambulance

right! so, if we can all just pretend that squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band!

YEAH FOR THE FIREMEN

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